I still haven't caught any fish, am I doing something wrong?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip