Tired of having wires slow down your notebook experience? No?
'Tis the season of giving.
Thanks for the pre-paid postage, dildos.
Say hi to Little Brendan. You know, the angry kid who kicks you whenever he sees you.
To be fair, any cat would be angry if it had a reindeer hat stapled to its head.
Don't even THINK about putting that leftover Chinese food in there.