Denny's Beer Barrel Pub World Record Burger... No weight listed on site.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor