Which Way Do I Go???

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora