You don't always get what you want in life. Like a yacht, or a plastic bag.
Because we all know how fun it is to wipe with ink.
How else would you get away with swearing in a paper?
Spare the square!
Soup or salad? Paper or plastic? PC or Mac? Blonde or brunette? WWJD?!??!
That does the complete OPPOSITE of what toilet paper is supposed to do.