If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
UFC Cats!
Sissy's has got Archie in a submission hold with a bite clamping down on his cheek! When asked, she admitted to High Altitude Training in Big Bear Mountain.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.