We call this "the Juggernaut"

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere