Picture "My friend Zach was talking shit about he was going to stay up all night. He was messing with everyone who was went to sleep. That's him under the duct tape."
Picture "I was born in the UK, but am an American citizen with an American passport, which i use more than my outdated UK one. But my mom thought for Christmas i needed a nice passport holder." This is the problem with allowing foreigners in the country.
Picture "For the past 3 Christmas's my mum has given me the same book each time forgetting that the previous year I gave it back to her because she had already bought it for me."
Picture "I was on a training ship for 2 months of my summer, which gave me a lot of free time and access to a lot of duct tape."