This wouldn't be offensive, but it's a soda distributor.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba