"I found this in the middle of the road and couldn't stop laughing." Knit?
"I found the guy from the shirt!"
Clearly she is on the cutting edge of futuristic travel synergy.
You didn't need the shirt, I was going to stare at your boobs anyway.
I can't be mad at you, Mr. T.
"The Metro rules in Calcutta. Rule #3 made us feel a little safer, I guess"