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I got this bottle opener and corkscrew completely independent of one another, from two people who have never met. I'm glad this is what people think of me.
"Couldn't they just save themselves the money and lay down in a bathtub? I think it'd be the same sensation."
"College is all about improvisation. What do you do when your roommate breaks up with his girlfriend and she takes her microwave back?"
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I got this bottle opener and corkscrew completely independent of one another, from two people who have never met. I'm glad this is what people think of me.
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