Picture Mom: I know you said you've had trouble meeting friends at college, so for Christmas I got you... well go ahead. Open it.
Picture "I was born in the UK, but am an American citizen with an American passport, which i use more than my outdated UK one. But my mom thought for Christmas i needed a nice passport holder." This is the problem with allowing foreigners in the country.
Picture Note that this awful present is the Batman Forever score, not the soundtrack. You're not even getting any Seal.
Picture Another entry for our present contest."A coworker gave me the creepy bride and groom christmas ornament and I am NOT MARRIED."
Picture "My uncle lives in Wisconsin and this is what I got for Christmas from his family. It's a painted tree fungus. The best part is that I'm allergic to fungus."