I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Do not enter in the entrance
The signs above the entrance way to Pimlico Race track. How do I get in then?
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Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
