Because she'd definitely be worth it....

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis