I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
The Shocker
We told the drunk grandmother that it was "W for Washu"
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
