Only in Green Bay would this be on the front page of the paper.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

The transformation is almost complete.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.