That's one way to get a free Filet-O-Fish.
"A wrecking ball and bulldozer are coming my way! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO."
The free show may or may not involve a farm animal.
A great way to enforce the "no bouncing" rule.
The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison.
Feel free to give the rabbit a little wine to marinate in. That way, it'll lose all inhibitions.