"My mom bought this for me because I told her I was too busy with school to go to church. She said to put it on my ipod and to listien it so my soul could be saved while I do homework." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Roast on January 6, 2008 See More shittiest present james early jones More By Roast View Profile That girl... so rare it catches them by surprise shame?? That guy Recommended Comments () Picture "For the past 3 Christmas's my mum has given me the same book each time forgetting that the previous year I gave it back to her because she had already bought it for me." Picture Mom: I know you said you've had trouble meeting friends at college, so for Christmas I got you... well go ahead. Open it. Picture "A real gift given to me by my aunt. I would still return it if I could." Picture "I was born in the UK, but am an American citizen with an American passport, which i use more than my outdated UK one. But my mom thought for Christmas i needed a nice passport holder." This is the problem with allowing foreigners in the country. Picture "My friends told me I didnt have enough school spirit at Va Tech, so I went out and bought a quarter pound..." Picture "I am a paraplegic and my current wheelchair is a bit busted. To help out with this, my parents gave me red and green plaid duct tape for Christmas. Contrary to popular belief, duct tape does not fix everything." Comments ()