I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Bad news sir, Bonzo designed our security system. He's the only one who knows how to get around it.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.