black history (this one might be offensive)

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost