Alternatively: Lizard hates when you touch it's stomach.
"My roommate hates it when we ask him 'Do you play Counter Strike?"
Once you anger the God of Wisconsin, He renounces your faith for you, Favre.
This is what happens when you play God.
Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement.
Yours truly, Person That Hates You