Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
They call that stalking? This is so fake, he would totally be dead by now. Trust me.
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Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
