crazy Germans

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve