I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
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Idea came from MLB pitcher Roger Clemens' interview with Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes. Clemens steadfastly maintained his innocence and called McNamee's allegations "totally false." Then, went on to sayrn"If he's doing that to me, I should ha
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