I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Smirk
Idea came from MLB pitcher Roger Clemens' interview with Mike Wallace on 60 Minutes. Clemens steadfastly maintained his innocence and called McNamee's allegations "totally false." Then, went on to sayrn"If he's doing that to me, I should ha
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.