No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.