Picture "We didn't have enough money to buy a cake for our friend's birthday."Or, apparently, candles.
Picture "My roommate didnt like my neighbors gf, she didnt like him either. so he made this sign and blatanly put it where she would see it, he was wasted also."
Picture "Yeah, so what if I didn't make any friends first semester of freshman year? Having this on my desk will surely change that!"rn
Picture He got the tattoo "Excessive Adrenaline" in hopes of being sponsored by 5 Hour Energy. Unfortunately it didn't pan out.