Too bad he gave money to the Michigan football team by buying the novelty plate

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.