I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
