Picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.
Picture "I dressed as Stephen Colbert for Halloween. I made a way too elaborate "C" shaped desk. I used twine and safety pins to keep it suspended around me all night. Also, I held The Word sign up all night. That is, until I passed out on my couch."
Picture I definitely will not need the binocular booth. In fact, I might just gouge my eyes out all together and call it a day.