I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Check this out guys, I can wrap my udder all the way around my hoof. I call it a wrist watch.
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It makes a great back scratcher though.
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You should see how she hails a cab.
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They're the two most popular girls in school.
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The transformation is almost complete.
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
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Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
