Picture I'm gonna have to side with the black dude and agree that expressing yourself through breast touching is better than through getting a tattoo.
Picture Ever have one of those mornings where you thought you wrote on yourself last night, but then it turns out it's a tattoo?
Picture The rare male tramp stamp. I guess motorcycles don't have mud flaps, and you need to express yourself somehow.
Picture This would be the greatest tattoo ever, if you enjoyed having to explain yourself to every woman you ever sleep with again.