What happens to a midget who takes drugs? -- He doesn't get high, he gets medium.
We ran into Wolf from American Gladiators. Apparently he can only control his raw animal power when he's wearing a fancy hat.
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
