this would make a great porn title

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

It makes a great back scratcher though.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."