I was so drunk, I spent 20 minutes flirting with her. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Patrick on January 26, 2008 See More ugly airbrush Recommended Comments () Picture That airbrush is so tight. For a second, I thought a wormhole really opened up in his hood and a space dolphin was going through it. Picture "Would you hit this?" "Yeah, but I need a paper bag." Picture Oh man dude, I was so drunk - I don't even remember making out with her. Picture Excuse me, bartenders, I asked for a beer 20 minutes ago and you are still dancing on the bar. Picture I like those odds! Picture "Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..." Comments ()
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