American Gladiators' Wolf is the new Chuck Norris.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.