I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Dino-style... that's one hell of an "O" face
This was taken in the only museum in the world where you can find dinos having sex. Now that's hawt.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.