Picture Is this racist? Assume a black guy made it - then definitely not. But if a white guy made it? That makes me mad enough to cut up his cracker ass.
Picture Matthew McConaughey has never stood up completely straight in his life. My guess: crippling scoliosis.
Picture More proof that the only way to get girls to dress up as Star Wars characters is to do it when they're too young to dress themselves.
Picture "Well, now that you're 18 years old, we can finally show you proof that your daddy never wanted you."