I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Michelle really needs to get laid.
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Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
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The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Fixed it!
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Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
