I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone."
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.