Also known as the "Buy 7,499 get One Free" sale.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.