Can someone please tell me what this thing is?

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

You should see how she hails a cab.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

"Gretchen, NO!"