One of my favorite stories my dad tells, is about the day mom was giving birth to my brother. Back then, my parents lived quite a ways from the city, so it was a long drive to the hospital that could handle childbirths. Mom's in labor, so dad's got her in the the car, and is speeding down the highway doing a good 40-50KPH over the limit at least, blowing through the tiny... Read More »
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Well, think it.
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He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
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You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
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You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
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Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.



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There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
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From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
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It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.