Her areola is the the size of a dime.
"Roommate asked me to shave his head. He didn't know I did this until he went to class."
Ken dropped the dime on Barbie after he caught her with all 4 Ninja Turtles.
They should have asked me, I have a million ideas for road names. They could call it Super Off-.
Fun bags (as in purses) apparently make it look like you don't have fun bags (as in boobies).
"Do I have to check my boomstick too?" asked Ash.