Picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking
Picture "Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
Picture You know how sometimes you see sometimes you see some punk kid trying to start a fight in the bar so he can look big, and then he immediately recognizes how in over his head he is? This is mother nature's version of that.