If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Reusing christmas labels?
Went to the grocery store and they had a whole melon isle. I am not quite sure what a melon santa claus is... or what kind of gifts you should expect
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
