A true gentleman is always looking out for the woman in his life.
Either I have schizophrenia or I really shouldn't have taken Fido off life support.
Our worst nightmares have come true.
I have seen some amazing technological advances in my life, but this blanket may be the best yet.
"Funniest thing I have ever seen in real life, busted all over her."
Life doesn't need to be so complicated.