Getting penises drawn on your arms is one thing, but a goddamned DEAD RAT on your CHEST?
"Hey, you look like that guy from the movie with the rat on his head." - what every guy is dying to hear.
Rat high on marijuana
The rat ate the cat once it fell asleep (for its 12th nap of the day).
"Hairless rat... wierd, very wierd."
Their creativeness makes me not care about the rat droppings on my toast.