Yarr, she may not be pretty, but she's the most comfortable sea-goin' vessel thar be.
Y u no have sex?
"Y? Oh my god what an idiot. It's spelled "W-H-Y" you stupid idiot."
Yopportunity comes once in a lifetime.
Y u no wear "#1 Grandpa" t-shirt?
If you get this, you don't have a chance.