Multiple "that guy".

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.