Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
She passed out and what did her boyfriend do? (YES BOYFRIEND) Got two sharpies and made a lovely design :]
I guess the boyfriend and girlfriend had gotten into a fight and she was completely wasted and he completely sober. I don't think I have to tell you she broke up with him the next day, when she woke up for her 10 o clock class.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.