A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
Zack of Valencia
Prince of Persia, Mexican-John Abraham or both? You decide.
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A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
